BHOS - Calamity Jane - NOT the Publicity Photos!

Right guys, I'm going to need your help here... yes it's

caption competition time!

Please send your suggested captions for the following smorgasbord,
nay veritable cornucopia of photographic delights to :

calamityjanecaptioncompetition42@bhos.demon.co.uk

The best entries will gain the enormous prestige of being published
on the biggest (and I mean BIGGEST!) BHOS website
IN THE WHOLE WORLD... EVER!!!

(Please remember that this is a family website!)

Let's get goin'...